Just a heads up. This isn’t my original work. It’s something I found on a blog elsewhere but I DO AGREE.
Girls who step out of shops in front of you
These little shits need a punch in the back of the head. Dont step out in front of me. Have a fucking look first, then step out. Stupid fucking tarts. Its not just young girls either, but they are the majority.
People who text and walk
Dont text and walk. Pay attention to what is ahead of you. Either stop and move to the side of the path and finish your fucking text, or dont fucking do it.
People who text and drive
Just as bad as talking on your phone whilst driving. Keep your eyes on the fucking road, numbnuts.
People who try to turn outside of turning times
We can all see the flashing sign that says NO RIGHT TURN. Its flashing for a reason dickhead, its to keep the traffic flowing smoothly. You are holding everyone up. Learn to fucking drive for fucks sake.
Pedestrians who start walking before the green man
Sometimes I hope that you get hit by a car.
People in queues who dont know what they want
This really shits me. You are standing behind someone in a queue and they get to the counter and they dont know what they want. Firstly, we are you in the queue if you dont know what you want? Secondly, you have been in the queue for a fucking long time, why didnt you make a decision while you were waiting? This usually happens at McDonalds, Hungry Jacks or KFC. HELLO DICKHEAD! Im pretty sure the menu hasnt changed since your last fucking visit, you must know what is on the menu! Why is it so fucking hard?
Big Brother
Do I need to explain this??
European cars with wipers and indicators around the wrong way
Oh, this really fucks me off. I have a company car which is Europesan and an Aussie made car. Everytime I get into 1 of the cars I have to think twice about which side the indicator is on. Why isnt there a global standard?
People who spend 10 minutes at ATM’s
This shits me so much. I just want my money, but some dickcheese is at the ATM and is spending 10 minutes there. They cant work out what they want or how to do it. If you dont know, go inside and have a teller do it for you. Also, you cant swap cards and check 3 different bank accounts at once. Get to the back of the queue and start again.
Loud talkers on phones
Why? I dont need to hear you conversation, nor does anyone else in the office. Shut the fuck up!
Taxi Drivers
Cant drive, cant speak English, dont know directions. The end.
Keeping indicators on when driving
This usually happens when an old cunt is behind the wheel. Casually driving along with their indicator on. Are you pulling over? Are you changing lanes? or are you turning a corner? Nope. You aint doing any of those, are you? Fucking old geezers like this need to have their license taken off of them and they can fucking catch a bus or get themselves one of those electric fucking scooters or just die.
Fat girls who think their shit dont stink
These chicks shit me. They pack on a tonne of make up that they make Ronald McDonald look cheap. Its almost looks like they are in drag. They strut around smoking and talk loudly. Shut the fuck up! And your smoking isnt helping you keep the weight off either. You are a fat fucker. Noone likes you. Guys are only sleeping with you because they are either desperate or have some sort of fat fetish.
People who wear Bluetooth headsets ALL the time
Who do you think you are? Do you think you are some big shot? You aint. You look like a dick. This especially fucks me off when these people are in the office and their phone is sitting next to them on their desk. It also shits me when I see them walking around shopping centres with their phone on their belt clip. Either use the phone directly, or put your blue tooth headset on when a call comes in. Fuck me, you guys really shit me.
Family Guy and the singing
I love Family Guy. It fucking rocks, but stop the fucking show tunes. No more singing. ENOUGH!
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