Archive for the 'Hollywood Trash' Category

“In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make.”
Paris Hilton on life-after-jail.
Need I say more.


Lindsay Lohan is caught for drink driving a crashes her car -again! Oh, that’s right, she was allegedly caught with illegal drugs too.
How is this a fine role-model for the kids of today. She’s cast on these big-budget Hollywood flicks that, in my opinion, hold no artistic merit anyway. She’s in the face of millions [...]


Uncyclopedia’s reference to my friend Paul -fuck it’s accurate.
Paul Holmes is an outspoken creepy old man who has led the charge on “cheeky darkies”, most notably Kofi Annan. While most of New Zealand are with him, the others have formed a secret gang called The Dark Hand. Paul Holmes’ reply to this; “STFU N00B” and [...]


I must say, I was a little surprised to hear that Paris Hilton is being locked-up. Sure, many A-listers have ended up in the big house, it’s just shocking to hear that the likes of Paris is being put away: justly, I feel though.
What I find unbalanced, is that Michael Jackson, someone I feel is [...]