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Paris Hilton off to jail…
“In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make.”
Paris Hilton on life-after-jail.
Need I say more.
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Just a heads up. This isn’t my original work. It’s something I found on a blog elsewhere but I DO AGREE.
Girls who step out of shops in front of you
These little shits need a punch in the back of the head. Dont step out in front of me. Have a fucking look first, then step [...]
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Does Hollywood never learn?
Lindsay Lohan is caught for drink driving a crashes her car -again! Oh, that’s right, she was allegedly caught with illegal drugs too.
How is this a fine role-model for the kids of today. She’s cast on these big-budget Hollywood flicks that, in my opinion, hold no artistic merit anyway. She’s in the face of millions [...]
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G. W. Bush’s Resume.
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
LAW ENFORCEMENT
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the
influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver’s
license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been “lost”
and is not available.
MILITARY
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I [...]
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Uncyclopedia’s reference to my friend Paul -fuck it’s accurate.
Paul Holmes is an outspoken creepy old man who has led the charge on “cheeky darkies”, most notably Kofi Annan. While most of New Zealand are with him, the others have formed a secret gang called The Dark Hand. Paul Holmes’ reply to this; “STFU N00B” and [...]
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Well, well, well. What can be said when a 13-year-old boy poses, beyond his years and defruads people out of half a million dollars. Wow? How?
Posed as boss of multinational companies. Earned over $600,000 selling fake items. Travelled in chauffer-driven limousines.
That’s a pretty grand, albeit criminal achievment for a little person.
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10 fashion DO NOTS!
Crimes against fashion are committed on the streets of New York and London as often as they are in Melbourne or Sydney.
We’ve all been guilty of of the occasional slip-up, but fortunately, recognising a sartorial sin is the first step to recovery.
Here’s a list of some looks you’ll do well to steer clear of:
The Andy [...]
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Top 12 Rejected Apple iProducts.
Well, it seems that everything Apple touches, turns to gold. Well perhaps glossy white?
Here is a list of the things that didn’t quite make it! I’d really like an iMatey; it’d compliment my iParrot. -lame-
iSuck – The latest in automated infant formula feeding. Just plug into your computer and it automatically knows when to start [...]
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